Fired or Quit?

Would you rather be fired from a job or quit? I've never been fired, but they do offer you unemployment for it. However, quitting is usually on your own terms, and it just looks better. With a gun to my head, I'd pick fired. I'd like to know I didn't give up and gave them a hard time to the bitter end.

Obnoxious Family Member or a Terrible Two?

My wife and I have been faced with this one this weekend. We've had family in town, and would you rather deal with an obnoxious family member, or your own child in the terrible twos.

With a gun to my head, I say the kid because he sleeps more.

Ping Pong or Putt-Putt

With a gun to your head, would you choose ping pong or putt-putt?

This may be the toughest choice I've had to make yet. I think I would choose golf though because it's an ever changing course, and you can play by yourself.

Best Type of Steak

What's the best kind of steak? Porterhouse, T-bone, ribeye, or sirloin? I know sirloin is the cheapest, but with a gun to my head, I'd go with it.